Monday, October 22, 2007
♥ 9:49 PM
Wan Ting, Weisheng : HERE!
Eric : Wan Ting's bestest boyfriend Oops, I mean, ERRRIIICCC! :P Thanks for tagging. Hahaha
C2 : Alright.
NOTE : It's a rather gross post.Answer my questions:
1) What object gives you great relief?
2) What is a necessity that modern life possibly cant live without?
3) What is that thing that suffers as you feel better?
4) What is that object that even though it looks gross, you will not hesitate to use it?
Okay maybe qn 3 doesnt make sense, but still, think. I know your answer...
TADA!!!
YES, it's
that thing.
Known as the lavatory, water closet, loo, or simply the
toilet, you
cannot deny it's essential to your life.
Understood generally, it's where you run to when you've got high tide or need to poo.
WARNING: GROSS PARAGRAPH
Okay maybe you can say that you can just poop around bushes right? Do you think you will have the time to dig a pathetic hole to poo in when you need to shit urgently? Dont tell me that your first instinct when you need to poo while you're walking by the streets is to find a bush well hidden enough to poo. Then after that, you must
bury it (eww). Oh and what about the flies and little pests? Or would you like it to walk around a forest then accidentally step on someone's poop? (EWWWW).
Hey dont try to tell me either that you'd rather finish the last minutes of the World Cup Grand Finals than ignore the fact that you've got diarrhoea (maybe that's the purpose of LCD TVs in toilets)
For your information, people spend LOADS of time and money on toilets, like lets say designer toilets or specialty toilets with functions like deodorizing fans, toilets with medical analysis functions ("Smart Toilet" by Matsushita checks blood pressure, temperature and blood sugar levels. Cool right), automatic lid operation which opens and closes the lid (eh, FREAKY), etc, etc. There are even such things as designer toilet papers.
Dont need all that innovation?
Well, I remember reading from somewhere that in the past (during those King and Queens, castles and knights type of era), the people had to poo in containers or something then the maid will periodically have to
manually clean these containers by throwing them out the window. You're just plain unlucky if you happen to be below one of these windows.
So if everyone in the past thought so too that they did not need all that innovation, then maybe we wouldnt have moved on from that kind of toilets.
So my point is : appreciate your toilets (LMAO. Okay Im serious *sniggers*)
Please loh. That poor porcelain structure has to take all sorts of gross things
from you, whether it's a large fart or whatever, it does not get angry at all. That's it's job anyway, that unlucky fella. I feel for the Toilet population. (Oh my gosh...I cant believe I just say that). Hey imagine if you were born a toilet!
Trust me, when you've got to go, you've got to go.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet (Yes, I did a research on toilets just for this post -_-)mariz xoxo
